A Post For Krissie

So my buddy Krissie says I'd be a lot cooler if I posted more often. But wouldn't you just get tired of a million posts saying "I sat on my butt and did nothing all day"? I would. Despite this blog being fully endorsed by the ghost of the Lizard King, a bunch of "eh, nothing's going on" posts would be awfully boring.

There's not a whole lot going on lately. Just counting the days until the release of Freddy vs. Jason, which I've been looking forward to for the last ten years. Quite a long time to wait for a movie, but hopefully, it will be worth it. It better be, or I'll hunt down every last employee of New Line Cinema and hurt them in unspeakable ways. Except for Bob Shaye, because he's one harsh dude.

And finally, I'd like to express my sadness over the loss of Bob Hope. The world has truly lost one of its greatest citizens. It's been said in the past, "When there was a war, there was Hope." And there always will be, as long as we have the memories. Thanks for the memories, Bob. We'll never forget them.

Mr. Bean Was A Lot Cooler

Geez, it's about time that I updated. Me and my dad went to see Johnny English tonight. He's a big fan of the "Bean" TV show that Rowan Atkinson starred in, so I think he went in expecting more than I did. I was pleasantly amused with the film. It wasn't as funny as I'd hoped, and some jokes just fell flat, but many of them were funny. Not knee-slappingly hilarious, but still funny. I'd probably give it 2½ stars out of four if I gave star ratings.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Greatest Robot Ever

It's time for a new post, and I hope everybody had a safe Fourth of July.

You know, I think I see too many movies. I saw Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines on Friday, and I thought it rocked. Not as good as T2, but still enjoyable. While the lack of James Cameron's direction, Linda Hamilton's trademark role of "Sarah Connor," and Brad Fiedel's awesome score might seem like a down note, the film still holds up finely. Arnold Schwarzenegger is still his awesome self, and Nick Stahl is a welcome replacement for Eddie Furlong in the role of "John Connor." Claire Danes is a fine addition to the Terminator universe, but while Kristanna Loken's portrayal of the T-X is respectable, she simply doesn't command the screen like Arnold's evil Terminator or Robert Patrick's T-1000. And I also have to give the movie a thumbs-up for having such a ending that goes against Hollywood's typical happy ending.

Finally, I'd like to wish a (belated) happy birthday to my good friend Krissie, who celebrated seventeen years of life yesterday. Just think, Krissie: one more year and you're 18. ;)

Random Thoughts

Welcome back to The Matt Sutton Experience, folks. There's really nothing like it in the online weblog/softcore pornography medium.

I think one of the main reasons for this update is because Libby said she was lonely in Blogland. I apologize, Lib, but sometimes life just isn't that exciting around here. I don't enjoy the color pink, nor am I a resident of New Hampshire. I may be somewhat blonde, but some people are more blonde than I will ever be. I am just me. Love me for that. You can do that, right? I know that you can.

So while you're here, how about I share some random thoughts? You want to hear them? Sweet!

• If "the clap" became an epidemic, would it be a case of widespread applause?
• It seems like every sports kids take up today is called "extreme." If you want extreme, kids, don't tie the bungee cord around your ankles. Tie it around your crotch!
• I could be wrong, but if a baboon's red butt doesn't put a smile on your face, check your pulse.
• Nothing, and I mean nothing, is cuter than a six-week-old puppy. Except when it's floating upside down in your swimming pool.
• If you think finding some things in stores is difficult, try buying a saddle for a squirrel.
• There are many good names for a baby boy. One is not "Chicken George."
• Monica Lewinsky really blew it.

That's all I've got for now, folks. Thank you for making me think to update the blog, Libby. This update is for you. Peace, I be outta here.