Random Thoughts

Welcome back to The Matt Sutton Experience, folks. There's really nothing like it in the online weblog/softcore pornography medium.

I think one of the main reasons for this update is because Libby said she was lonely in Blogland. I apologize, Lib, but sometimes life just isn't that exciting around here. I don't enjoy the color pink, nor am I a resident of New Hampshire. I may be somewhat blonde, but some people are more blonde than I will ever be. I am just me. Love me for that. You can do that, right? I know that you can.

So while you're here, how about I share some random thoughts? You want to hear them? Sweet!

• If "the clap" became an epidemic, would it be a case of widespread applause?
• It seems like every sports kids take up today is called "extreme." If you want extreme, kids, don't tie the bungee cord around your ankles. Tie it around your crotch!
• I could be wrong, but if a baboon's red butt doesn't put a smile on your face, check your pulse.
• Nothing, and I mean nothing, is cuter than a six-week-old puppy. Except when it's floating upside down in your swimming pool.
• If you think finding some things in stores is difficult, try buying a saddle for a squirrel.
• There are many good names for a baby boy. One is not "Chicken George."
• Monica Lewinsky really blew it.

That's all I've got for now, folks. Thank you for making me think to update the blog, Libby. This update is for you. Peace, I be outta here.