Paris Hilton: Jailbird

So if you haven't been watching the news today, Paris Hilton's going back to jail. Nice to see a celebrity that isn't above the law after all.

But the news networks have just been crazy with the Paris stuff. It's like Generation Y's answer to the O.J. Simpson car chase back in 1994. It's just been a giant circus, and for what? Some socialite with no real claim to fame getting a ride from her mansion to the local courthouse to be told that she's going to prison, that's what. And as much as I dislike Paris, it's been some riveting television. I've been glued to my television all day watching this nonsense, and I have no idea why.

I think I'm losing my mind.