Paris Hilton Is Above The Law

Paris Hilton is out of prison, and instead of serving her time in jail like she was supposed to, she's being rewarded with forty days of house arrest. The official word is that it's because of a "medical condition," though the rumor going around is that she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown because she just didn't like being in prison.

I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm really offended by this stupidity. Paris got arrested for a drunk driving - which could have led to her possibly hurting or killing someone - before getting probation. Then she decided to violate her probation by driving 70 in a 35 while on a suspended license. So she does five days in jail and gets to leave because prison is too rough? I thought prison was supposed to be rough. That's why it's prison! It's supposed to be a punishment, not a vacation to Disneyland. She was getting preferential treatment to begin with, but just because Paris doesn't want to be there, she gets to leave and spend a month hanging out at her fancy mansion. That's like grounding a kid and sending him to his room, where he can sit around reading comic books and playing video games. It's not really a punishment at all. And I'm sure the other inmates at that prison don't like being there either, so why not let them out too? Huh? How about that?

Paris broke the law twice, but just gets a slap on the wrist. I wouldn't be surprised if they took the ankle bracelet off this weekend and apologized for inconveniencing her. Why should Paris Hilton get to be above the law when everybody else has to do their time? Why do the rules not apply to her? Because she's a stupid spoiled whore that has more money than she can count? This is absolutely preposterous. Paris Hilton is a pimple on the ass of society, and I'm embarrassed that I live on the same planet that she does.