Mission Accomplished

Just a few moments ago, I achieved something that I never thought I could. I have absolutely conquered, dominated, and destroyed the Mercenaries mini-game on Resident Evil 4.

Four levels. Five characters. Twenty five-star runs. And now, the Handcannon is unlocked. I thought I was unstoppable before, but now I'm even moreso.

I can now say that I have absolutely, without a doubt, defeated Resident Evil 4. All of it.

Time to party.