Razzie Winners

Worst Picture: Dirty Love
Worst Actor: Rob Schneider, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Worst Actress: Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love
Worst Supporting Actor: Hayden Christensen, Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Worst Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton, House of Wax
Worst Director: John Mallory Asher, Dirty Love
Worst Screenplay: Dirty Love, written by Jenny McCarthy
Worst On-Screen Couple: Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman, Bewitched
Worst Remake or Sequel: Son of the Mask
Most Tiresome Tabloid Target: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's couch, the Eiffel Tower, and "Tom's baby"

The Oscar winners will be up tomorrow or thereabouts. Something like that.