Oscar Winners

Best Picture: Crash
Best Actor: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Capote
Best Actress: Reese Witherspoon, Walk The Line
Best Supporting Actor: George Clooney, Syriana
Best Supporting Actress: Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener
Best Director: Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain
Best Animated Feature Film: Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Best Music (score): Gustavo Santaolalla, Brokeback Mountain
Best Music (song): "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" from Hustle & Flow
Best Screenplay (adapted): Brokeback Mountain, written by Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana
Best Screenplay (original): Crash, written by Paul Haggis and Bobby Moresco

So those are all the Oscar winners that matter. King Kong did win three awards for sound design and visual effects, but who cares about all of that technical stuff? And what was supposed to be the year of the gay cowboy turned out to be just a bunch of hype.

But there's your winners, like 'em or not.