MTV Movie Award nominees

Wow, it's already been a week since I last posted? I should post more often, otherwise this whole blog thing will never take off.

MTV recently announced the nominees for this year's MTV Movie Awards, and since I'm wont to post these things, here you go.

BEST MOVIE

• Kill Bill, Volume 2
• Napoleon Dynamite
• Spider-Man 2
• Ray
• The Incredibles

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

• Jamie Foxx, Ray
• Will Smith, Hitch
• Brad Pitt, Troy
• Matt Damon, The Bourne Supremacy
• Leonardo DiCaprio, The Aviator

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

• Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls
• Uma Thurman, Kill Bill, Volume 2
• Hilary Swank, Million Dollar Baby
• Rachel McAdams, The Notebook
• Natalie Portman, Garden State

BREAKTHROUGH MALE PERFORMANCE

• Tim McGraw, Friday Night Lights
• Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite
• Zach Braff, Garden State
• Tyler Perry, Diary of a Mad Black Woman
• Freddy Highmore, Finding Neverland

BREAKTHROUGH FEMALE PERFORMANCE

• Emmy Rossum, The Day After Tomorrow
• Rachel McAdams, Mean Girls
• Ashanti, Coach Carter
• Elisha Cuthbert, The Girl Next Door
• Bryce Dallas Howard, The Village

BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM

• Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, and Amanda Seyfried, Mean Girls
• Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah Vowell, and Spencer Fox, The Incredibles
• John Cho and Kal Penn, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
• Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Stephen Root, Justin Long, Alan Tudyk, Joel Moore, and Chris Williams, Dodgeball
• Will Farrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, and David Koechner, Anchorman

BEST VILLAIN

• Tom Cruise, Collateral
• Alfred Molina, Spider-Man 2
• Ben Stiller, Dodgeball
• Rachel McAdams, Mean Girls
• Jim Carrey, Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

• Antonio Banderas, Shrek 2
• Dustin Hoffman, Meet The Fockers
• Will Ferrell, Anchorman
• Ben Stiller, Dodgeball
• Will Smith, Hitch

BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

• Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" in 13 Going On 30
• Will Farrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, and David Koechner sing "Afternoon Delight" in Anchorman
• John Cho and Kal Penn sing along with "Hold On" by Wilson Philips in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
• Jon Heder's "election dance" in Napoleon Dynamite

BEST FRIGHTENED PERFORMANCE

• Cary Elwes, Saw
• Sarah Michelle Gellar, The Grudge
• Jennifer Tilly, Seed of Chucky
• Mya, Cursed
• Dakota Fanning, Hide And Seek

BEST KISS

• Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, The Notebook
• Natalie Portman and Zach Braff, Garden State
• Gwyneth Paltrow and Jude Law, Sky Captain And The World of Tomorrow
• Jennifer Garner and Natassia Malthe, Elektra
• Elisha Cuthbert and Emile Hirsch, The Girl Next Door

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

• the destruction of Los Angeles in The Day After Tomorrow
• the subway battle in Spider-Man 2
• the Beverly Hills plane crash in The Aviator
• the Moscow car chase in The Bourne Supremacy
• the desert terrorist assault in Team America: World Police

BEST FIGHT

• Uma Thurman vs. Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill, Volume 2
• Brad Pitt vs. Eric Bana in Troy
• Ziyi Zhang vs. the emporer's guards in House of Flying Daggers
• the battle of the news teams in Anchorman

You know, I can't really make decent predictions because I haven't seen half of these movies. And most of the ones I haven't seen, I don't really care if I see them or not. If I don't see Garden State or The Notebook, I won't really be torn up or anything. Screw those movies. And I'll say it right here and now: the only reason Napoleon Dynamite got so many nominations is because MTV produced it. I have yet to see it, so I can't really say if it deserved its nominations, but come on.

That's all I have. Sutton out.