"Sutton At The Movies" Achievement Awards

Caught Meet The Fockers last night. Funny stuff, three and a half stars, "Sutton At The Movies" says check it out.

Christmas swag acquired: lots of DVDs, the Resident Evil: Apocalypse soundtrack, a book adaptation of the Resident Evil Zero video game (I'm a big Resident Evil fan, sue me), a CKY T-shirt, and True Crime: Streets of LA for my Cube.

And now for something a little different, the inaugural "Sutton At The Movies" Achievement Awards. Basically, I just give out random awards to movies from 2004.

• Best Movie (Overall): Collateral
• Best Movie (Horror): Shaun of the Dead and The Grudge (tie)
• Best Fight: Thomas Jane vs. Kevin Nash, The Punisher
• Best Movie You Probably Forgot About: The Butterfly Effect
• Most Disappointing Movie: The Village
• Worst Movie: Catwoman
• "Do A Movie Without A Nonsensical Twist Ending For Once" Award: M. Night Shyamalan
• Best Movie Based On A Comic Book: Spider-Man 2
• Oddest Movie News Of The Year: Sam Raimi puts off Evil Dead 4 to do a remake of The Evil Dead
• "It Should Have Been Rated R" Award: Alien vs. Predator
• Best Use Of A Song In A Movie: "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen, Shaun of the Dead
• Best Cameo: Neil Patrick Harris (a.k.a. Doogie Howser, M.D.), Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
• Best Cameo By A Celebrity Played By Another Person: Nadia Dina Arigat as Britney Spears, Seed of Chucky

And to steal an idea from a blog I faithfully read, I would like to take the time to thank my great sponsors...

• the great state of Alabama
• Dynamite Kudo and all those at F.O.E.T.
• Angel Investigations
• Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys At Law
• Umbrella, Inc.
• CKY
• Element Skateboards
• Camp Crystal Lake
• the Smallville Torch
• the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense
• the super troopers at the Vermont State Highway Patrol

Thank you to the sponsors, and most of all, the readers. Without you, I doubt I'd be doing this whole blog thing. You guys rock!

Sutton out.