MTV Movie Award nominees

Back at Oscar time, I mentioned the MTV Movie Awards. Well, guess what I found? The nominations for this year's MTV Movie Awards. Here they are...

BEST MOVIE

• 50 First Dates
• Finding Nemo
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• X2: X-Men United

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

• Adam Sandler, 50 First Dates
• Bill Murray, Lost In Translation
• Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Tom Cruise, The Last Samurai
• James Caviezel, The Passion of the Christ

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

• Drew Barrymore, 50 First Dates
• Queen Latifah, Bringing Down The House
• Halle Berry, Gothika
• Uma Thurman, Kill Bill: Volume 1
• Charlize Theron, Monster

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

• Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty
• Will Ferrell, Elf
• Ellen DeGeneres, Finding Nemo
• Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Jack Black, School of Rock

BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM

• Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, 50 First Dates
• Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, Bad Boys 2
• Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Jack Black and the band, School of Rock
• Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, Starsky & Hutch

BEST VILLAIN

• Demi Moore, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
• Lucy Liu, Kill Bill: Volume 1
• Kiefer Sutherland, Phone Booth
• Geoffrey Rush, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Andrew Brynarski, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

BREAKTHROUGH MALE

• Ludacris, 2 Fast 2 Furious
• Cillian Murphy, 28 Days Later
• Shia LaBeouf, Holes
• Shawn Ashmore, X2: X-Men United
• Omarion, You Got Served

BREAKTHROUGH FEMALE

• Lindsay Lohan, Freaky Friday
• Scarlett Johansson, Lost In Translation
• Keira Knightley, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Jessica Biel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• Evan Rachel Wood, Thirteen

BEST KISS

• Jim Carrey and Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Almighty
• Keanu Reeves and Monica Bellucci, The Matrix: Reloaded
• Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci, Monster
• Owen Wilson, Carmen Electra, and Amy Smart, Starsky & Hutch
• Shawn Ashmore and Anna Paquin, X2: X-Men United

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

• Intercoastal Freeway Pursuit, Bad Boys 2
• Escape from Mongolia, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
• Battle at Gondor, The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King
• Champion Crane Chase, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

BEST FIGHT

• Queen Latifah vs. Missi Pyle, Bringing Down The House
• Uma Thurman vs. Chiaki Kuriyama, Kill Bill: Volume 1
• Keanu Reeves vs. Hugo Weaving, The Matrix: Reloaded
• The Rock vs. the Kontiki rebels, The Rundown
• Hugh Jackman vs. Kelly Hu, X2: X-Men United

BEST DANCE SEQUENCE

• Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston, Along Came Polly ("Hot Salsa Dance")
• Seann William Scott, American Wedding ("Disco Dance Off")
• Steve Martin, Bringing Down The House ("In Da Club")
• Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Liu, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle ("Burlesque Revue")
• Omarion, Marques Houston, and the Lil Saints' Dance Crew, You Got Served ("The Big Bounce")

Overall, there's a lot of blah nominees. And no nomination for Freddy vs. Jason in the "Best Fight" category? Both fights from the movie were freaking awesome, and Robert Englund not getting a "Best Villian" nomination while Andrew Brynarski (who was Leatherface, if you didn't read my review) did is a bummer. I would also assume that Freddy vs. Jason would get more nominations than You Got Served, 50 First Dates, or Gothika, but that's just me.

Jessica Biel's nomination for "Breakthrough Actress" also strikes me as being odd. When you get right down to it, all she did was run around in a wet tank top and tight jeans. Any random slasher movie heroine could have done that. If they wanted to nominate somebody from a horror movie, they could have nominated Kelly Rowland in Freddy vs. Jason or Naomie Harris in 28 Days Later.

I'm sure that the stupid Lord of the Rings movie will win every single award, just like at the Oscars. I'm sorry, but a bunch of gay elves looking for a ring doesn't do anything for me. They could just go to the local jewlery store if they wanted a ring so bad. Geez.

Anyway, that's all I've got for now. Sutton out.