More Movies, And Moredecai

Hi everybody! ("Hi, Dr. Nick!")

I caught the new version of The Punisher last night, and it wasn't bad. Not great, but not horrible either. It could have definately been better. It's like somebody released a direct-to-video movie in theaters. The movie was John Travolta being all "hey, let's kill Tom Jane" and Tom Jane's all "oh no you didn't" and he kills the people that were gonna kill him and Travolta's cronies are all "crap, that didn't work" and Travolta's all "do it again until you get it right, dummies" and then Jane kills them all again. Lather rince repeat until the end of the movie. But hey, stuff goes boom and Rebecca Romijn is hot.

In other movie news, I think I might just skip Kill Bill 2. I'll just wait until Quentin Tarantino edits the two volumes back together and puts the whole thing on a DVD. I'm not paying six bucks to see half a movie. Screw those Miramax losers.

This Mordecai gimmick that WWE is doing only means one thing: WWE writers recently saw a Children of the Corn movie and decided to make a gimmick out of it.

Van Helsing looks like a really good movie, and apparently Universal has a lot of faith in it. I read in Entertainment Weekly last week that Universal is paying rent to some town in Prague so they can keep the sets in tact, just in case the movie's a hit. That way, they can make a sequel or two without having to rebuild the sets. Smart thinking, but it'll be a waste if the movie bombs (I doubt it will, but it could).

That's it for now. Later all.