Suton At The Askewniverse

As promised, here's some new reviews for Sutton At The Movies. Since Kevin Smith's new flick Jersey Girl opens today, we have his five previous films: Clerks (click here), Mallrats (click here), Chasing Amy (click here), Dogma (click here), and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (click here).

You know what really sucks? No theater within a respectable driving distance is showing Jersey Girl. I guess no theater around here wanted to carry a movie with both Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in it following the Gigli disaster (even if J-Lo is only in Jersey Girl for a few minutes). Too bad I have a crappy 56K modem, otherwise I'd just grab a bootleg of it of Kazaa until I could get to see it legit.

Anyway, that is all for now. Sutton out.